discrace:

The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.



introtofeminism:

i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know

(Source: )



rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested



sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.



slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective




dex-wusky:

speedosausage:

i made a cartoonis

I’m sorry what?




tyleroakley:

poopflow:

smokeweedandeatpizza:

This is where that aubrey gif came from.

IM CRYING

well this was just perfect



stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
(via the-queen-of-itasasu)

(Source: ohfuckitsbarbie)